i was tagged by thelunaticyouarelookingforTruths about me
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 peoplei was tagged by lunaseveTruths about me
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage — Dunkin’ Donuts Vanilla Chai
2. last phone call — My mami!
3. last text message — “Hey bootybutt, where are you, I want to cuddle you consentually” to my partner
4. last song you listened to — Cavalier by James Vincent McMorrow
5. last time you cried — Yesterday, probably
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice — yea, oops
7. been cheated on — No
8. kissed someone & regretted it — DUH
9. lost someone special — yes….
10. been depressed — Yes
11. been drunk and threw up — HAVE I EVER
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: turquoise, red, orange
LAST YEAR (2013), HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend — Yes!
16. Fallen out of love — Thankfully, yes
17. Laughed until you cried — All the time <3
18. Met someone who changed — Yes, and for the better
19. Found out who your true friends are- Yes :)
20. Found out someone was talking about you — Nah
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list — HAVE I EVER
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life — Like 95% of them
24. Do you have any pets — A cranky poodle named Twinky
25. Do you want to change your name — It took a while, but my name is here to stay
26. What did you do for your last birthday — I went to a shitty club
27. What time did you wake up today — 10 am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night- sleeping!
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for — I want to get my Ochem retake out of the way!!!
30. Last time you saw your Mother — Two weeks ago!
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life— Get my time management together damn
32. What are you listening to right now — silence and a crusty-ass air conditioning unit
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?— No?
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now? — The mold in first court #turdcourt
36. Most visited webpage — facebook or tumblr.
37. Nickname — Tee, Tee Tee, Farty McFarterson, Toro, Tay, Tay Tay, Nena
38. Relationship Status — Not single, but willing to mingle
39. Zodiac sign — Sagittarius
40. He or She — wtf????? This is so binary tho
41. Elementary- Several in Jersey, Several in FL
42. High School - IB :(
43. College — New college, poo college
44. Hair color — Practically black
45. Long or short — long
46. Height — 5’2.5”
47. Do you have a crush on someone? — obvi, not telling tho
48. What do you like about yourself? — My fart and poop humor
50. Tattoos — Nah
51. Righty or lefty — righty
52. First surgery — None!
53. First piercing — ears
54. First best friend — Stacy (6) she was a jerk tho
55. First sport you joined — Ballet <3
56. First vacation — Puerto Rico I guess??? Is it a vacay if I lived there?
58. First pair of trainers — Nikes
59. Eating — nothing
60. Drinking — nothing
61. I’m about to — procrastinate some more
62. Listening to — crusty-ass ac
63. Waiting for — a package
64. Want kids? — Woah this is too much right now
65. Get Married? — Nah
66. Career? — Medical doctor or Epigenetic research scientist—- maybe both? Maybe a doctor with doctors without borders? Who the hell knows
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes — Lips, omg
68. Hugs or kisses — Besos
69. Shorter or taller — Taller, because okay
70. Older or Younger — Older, I don’t have time for punk-ass kids
71. Romantic or spontaneous — Spontaneous!
72. Nice stomach or nice arms — Armzzzz
73. Sensitive or loud — Depends on the situation, honestly
74. Hook-up or relationship — Meh, I swing either way here
75. Trouble maker or hesitant —Troube Maker
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger — Que pregunta…
77. Drank hard liquor — Yes #regrets
78. Lost glasses/contacts — Yes, oopsy
79. Sex on first date — Yup #moreregrets
80. Broke someone’s heart — Yes, not regretting this one tho
81. Had your own heartbroken — Meh, not really
82. Been arrested — nope
83. Turned someone down — Yup
84. Cried when someone died — All the time, tbh
85. Fallen for a friend — Yup
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself — I do <3
87. Miracles — I believe in chance? Not miracles
88. Love at first sight — Nah, I don’t play that shit
89. Heaven — Nah
90. Santa Claus — why tho
91. Kiss on the first date — Duh
25 friends: sweet-radical-awesome sinxsentimiento seevum floralantagonist enjoy-the-silence queerandreallyfuckedup sixhundredseven theangryboricua nostudykraken snakevenomisdelicious boatsandbritain khromejio sorryforyourfuglyness sailormango business-witch whisper-something-sweet starletmonster cafe-bustelo freakingginger getcaughtstaringtwice
Mexican authorities are investigating Miley Cyrus after the always-controversial singer performed in front of thousands in Monterrey, Mexico Tuesday night and at one point during the show had dancers pretend to whip her comically-large prosthetic butt with tiny Mexican flags.
Miley Cyrus is so vile please diosito santo strike her down
If guys can whistle at me because they think I’m attractive can I throw toilet paper at them because I think they’re assholes?
If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon.
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
wepa today is going to be a great day!
I hope everyone’s day will be as good as mine <3
“Anaconda” turns Nicki’s butt into a literal force of nature, causing earthquakes in a jungle setting. After parodying the idea of exoticism by opening on a jungle scene, she shifts into a workout setup with comically small weights. All of these setups make the same point: Nicki’s body is the modern ideal. And because Nicki is spitting rapid-fire jokes the whole time she is onscreen, it’s impossible to feel like she’s been reduced to a mere body.
This is confirmed by what comes next: Nicki squirting whipped cream on her tits, fondling a banana, and then slicing the banana with a maniacal laugh. Cutting up a metaphorical dick onscreen makes it even more clear that the “Anaconda” video is about Nicki asserting her power, not as a sexual object but a sexual subject. Both the suggestive choreography and the song’s lyrics, which recount a series of sexual encounters, double down on the fact that Nicki has all the power here, and that she can show as much of her body as she likes and retain all that power."